New Years Resolutions

It's that time of year again. I am terrible at keeping resolutions. I am very good at setting them, I make many, just terrible at the follow through. So I've decided to make resolutions I can keep.

• Drink plenty of Diet Coke
• Intend to clean my bathroom every week and then do it quarterly instead
• Vacuum on occasion (I have a friend who vacuums everyday! I can't wrap my head around that)
• Plan to exercise then don't (this one will be sooooooo easy)
• Try to get to work at 8:00am and get there around 9:00 instead
• Spend more money and save less
• Throw the laundry in the spare room and just get it from there when I want to wear it instead of wasting time hanging it up
• Mop the kitchen floor at least once this year
• Use the exact same amount of foul language I always have
• Eat chocolate daily
• Gossip more
• Watch too much television
• Waste copious amounts of time on the internet

Maybe next year I will resolve to make better resolutions.