New Year's Resolutions, 2010

I was so completely successful with last year's resolutions that I have decided to set myself a new set of goals for this year!

• Win at least $2.5 million in the lottery (hopefully this is done soon in order to complete some of my other resolutions).
• Put in an olympic swimming pool and swim 50 laps a day
• Get down to a size 2 (after swimming that much, this should be easily attainable)
• Complete cooking school at the Cordon Bleu
• Travel to all seven continents
• Eat dinner with Oprah and Meryl Streep (hopefully at the same time, nothing like killing two birds with one stone)
• Get a job testing out the beaches of small tropical islands to see which will give you the most even tan
• Learn the ancient art of tai chi
• Invent the cure for the common cold
• Free Tibet
• Master telekinesis
• Give humanitarian aid to an entire third world country
• Create world peace

I've got to go, I've got a lot to do.